Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
