Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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