You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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