About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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