drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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