do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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