And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I would ride that face into the sunset
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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