did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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