Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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