I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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