And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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