Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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