another moral hangover. fuck.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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