I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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