Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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