this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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