We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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