Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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