Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i was born a porn star she said
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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