Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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