Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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