Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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