Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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