You surviving the open bar?
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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