Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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