I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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