I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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