isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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