i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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