He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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