I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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