it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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