I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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