Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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