Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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