38 yer olds are good kisserssss
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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