Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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