The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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