Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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