i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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