He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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