coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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