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How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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