Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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