I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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