Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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