I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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