Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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