Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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