Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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