The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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