using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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