Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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