i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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